I’m going to skip the sing-along to “Fly Like an Eagle,” mostly because I think this is a dove. But don’t quote me on that.

When we buy Christmas tree ornaments, we’re at the mercy of the designer and company that made it. The doves in my neighborhood look different. And they don’t sparkle.

But it’s the holiday. I assume that Misty, the complete decoration designer, got a good feeling about this one and bought it. And that’s part of the reason for making your tree look the way you want.

I’m just the goof that takes credit for doing nothing. Which means I could run for president.